Once again, history repeats itself. The universe doesn’t want me to write. Week 3 was filled to the brim of totally interesting shit that I wanted to tell you all about, but my internet disappeared. It stayed gone until this morning. The second I found my own slice of internet action, I come down...
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It really doesn’t seem like this is my 3rd season of writing this. It feels more like 1 and a half. This is probably because I’m still writing in the most juvenile way possible. Last week, I sent out a call of arms to give me any sort of feedback. This is something that...
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On a sunny and mild afternoon in March, Joe and I were strolling through an abandoned parking lot in Coney Island. I kicked a piece of trash and lamented about what my life has been like without football. At that time, there was a lockout going on and there was rampant speculation about not...
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Slappy Slim – “The Anti-Rapper” Micah Van Voorst is everywhere. Literally. As Micah, he schools neighbor kids on the basketball court, teaching them lessons in both balling and life. As DJ M-Select, he scratches and does videography for The Vegtible Bros. As Van Norst, he runs a dark metal cult that drinks wolvesblood every...
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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint who made it, when it was released, and/or what the song is really about. This Phantom Song bends the rules of...
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1) Some nights, sleep will come. Other nights, it won’t. Accept it. This feels especially true right now, as the previous sentence was written on a sleepless night. There are times when there is nothing on my mind at all. The whole universe is at ease. I may even be tired. The second my...
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