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Better Luck Next Season…If There Is One [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 17]

January 5, 2011
By TeeCoZee
Better Luck Next Season…If There Is One [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 17]

Just as quickly and sloppily the season starts, it ends. As we all expected, Week 17 saw a good share of merciless beatdowns and close games ending in heartbreak. And me? I’m just heartbroken that there are no more AFC teams left that I can root for without feeling guilty. In an odd turn...
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All I Want For Christmas Is A Scab QB [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 15]

December 22, 2010
By TeeCoZee

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the league, not a starter was stirring, so they sent in some backups to do an even more mediocre job. Does anybody remember the strike of 1987, when America was subjected to watching 3 weeks of football played entirely by scabs, schmoes and lowlifes? Well, I...
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Is It January Yet? [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 14]

December 16, 2010
By TeeCoZee
Is It January Yet? [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 14]

Somebody save me. I’m getting sick of watching all these shitty teams! Somebody get them out of here! All week long, my mantra has been “just 3 more weeks”. 3 more weeks until the Playoffs, when all the bozos go home, and the teams that are actually entertaining get the spotlight. 3 weeks until...
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The Legend of Dougie Stanton and Other Stupid Jokes [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 13]

December 8, 2010
By TeeCoZee

When I was in High School, I caught a cold. Being totally naive about its side-effects, I popped some Dayquil. I was so doped out of my mind that I got lost trying to find the classroom. I spent a good amount of time hovering around the Pepsi Machine. Not much has changed since...
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Letters To Mrs. Goodell [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 12]

December 1, 2010
By TeeCoZee

To My Loyal Readers: Hi, it's me again. Just as you had expected the week before and will expect next week. With 12 weeks behind us, I would like to point out that it has been a joy to write these round-ups for all of you. I must also point out that at times, writing...
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When Barry Stole Thanksgiving: A Baseball for Dinner Holiday Memory

November 25, 2010
By TeeCoZee
When Barry Stole Thanksgiving: A Baseball for Dinner Holiday Memory

It’s Thanksgiving 2007. Nothing special ever happens here. The family gathers, of course, but there’s a sense that it could easily be any other day of the week. We all know each other too well, and it really shows on the holidays. It has become common knowledge around the circle that Uncle Jumbo will...
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To Punch A Predator [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 11]

November 24, 2010
By TeeCoZee
To Punch A Predator [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 11]

I hear that Coricidin is one hell of a drug. Haven't taken it before, myself. But I can plainly see the results of its use. It is quite obvious that whoever did the scheduling for week 11 was feeling really good on his 'Cidin trip, because this made for an awful week in the...
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What Would Wayne Fontes Do? [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 10]

November 17, 2010
By TeeCoZee
What Would Wayne Fontes Do? [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 10]

Many would say that this was a shocking week in the NFL. The Bills, Cowboys and Broncos actually won games, a few top-ranked defenses got rousted, and a game ended in an actual miracle, complete with divine intervention and all that other nonsense. Frankly, I’m more shocked that 10 weeks of the season has...
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