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The best part of the season is officially over. I hope that you enjoyed it and acknowledged it as such. From here on out, it’s going to be nothing but bullshit. We’ll see players slandering their opponents as “the ones who suck dick”, sports analysts will spend the next two weeks sucking whatever blue dick comes...
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Dry your eyes, America. It’s not the end of the world. It’s just that the thing you expected to happen didn’t happen. You can’t blame the Packers and Saints for blowing it. You can only blame yourself for expecting it. Don’t get angry that Tim Tebow and TJ Yates didn’t pull through. You should...
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What’s the point of being the underdog, anyway? For the most part, the public will ignore you and the followers will only follow because they want to feel like they’re doing something special. The real science behind an effective underdog tells us that the team has to lose. If a team is underestimated and...
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I feel like I barely had to wish for January to come before it bestowed its presence on us. The regular season of the NFL is officially over and man do the playoffs look wacky. At the beginning of Sunday, there were 5 teams in the AFC competing for a playoff spot. Only one...
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Sometimes, you really have to hate the holidays. Whether it be entertaining guests, going to church, doing some last minute shopping or working your ass off in retail, you probably let a whole weekend of football pass you by. So, I suppose that’s why I’m here to break down this crucial week for you....
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I’m switching up the format again, because in the end, none of this really matters. With Christmas and the Playoffs lurking around the corner, everyone is itching to look ahead instead of looking back. What’s the point of talking about what happened on December 18 when we should be really talking about what’s going...
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It’s getting to be that time of year, folks. I don’t mean Christmas. I also don’t mean the end of the regular season. No sir. It’s that special time of year when NFL owners decide to pull the plug on their head coaches and do a little bit of holiday shopping for new ones....
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This was one of those weeks. It’s that ever-so special time of the year when the entire league falls into a lull. At this point, any team that’s bubbling around .500 will either start their gradual meltdown or slow burn win after win until people realize that this “meh at best” team is in...
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It must be nearing the end of the season. Apparently, the bye weeks are already over and every team should be rested enough to play for the rest of the season. But, if that’s the case, then why are the Steelers, Saints and Texans 7-3? Why are the Colts 0-10? [Obviously, I can tell...
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