![So It Has Come To This… [TeeCoZee's Super Bowl XLV Roundup]](http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d81e2dfe0_gallery_600.jpg)
Ah yes, the Super Bowl. That fancy occasion where football fans get all apeshit, pretending that they have been following “their team” all season long and the womenfolk tune in as well, pretending to be interested in the commercials. But even Ron Artest knows that the team you are...
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It's a humid June day in the Year of our Lord, Nineteen-Hundred and Ninety-Two. A classroom is filled with children, who are literally dying of a lethal combination of stifling heat and boredom. The fat kid looks out the window and sees the ice cream man. He's talking to two girls in bikinis and...
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2010 was a ridiculous year for Marble Mummy . After compiling a decades worth of homemade beats onto one album, he was also able to come out with two 20+ track albums known as Made of Marble [For a sense of reference, the first album of the Made of Marble series...
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Using Football as the subject of a Broadway show is about as useful as an air conditioner in the dead of winter. This production has no theatrical twists to strike a general interest: nobody is addicted to drugs, nobody dies, nobody is warding off a terrible secret, nor is anybody conspiring in any shape...
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![You Blew It In The Game That Matters and That’s All That Matters [TeeCoZee's NFL Championship Roundup 2010]](http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2011/09000d5d81ddd40f_gallery_600.jpg)
Championship weekend is more important than the Super Bowl. If you beg to differ, then stand in line. My opinion on this matter is not very popular. But few can argue with the fact that 99% of the time, the championship games are much better than the actual Super Bowl. In fact, there are...
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![2 Roundups For The Price Of None! [TeeCoZee's NFL Wild Card & Divisional Roundup 2010]](http://static.businessinsider.com/image/4d304cb8cadcbb922c0c0000/jets-pats-ny-post.jpg)
The playoffs are finally upon us! Well, they have been upon us for some time now. It’s just that I haven’t wrote about them yet. Here are 2 excuses as to why the Wild Card Roundup is coming to you so late: a. I made a trip to Michigan, and got totally fucking distracted....
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![Better Luck Next Season…If There Is One [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 17]](http://www.baseballfordinner.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brothersfromanothermother-300x184.jpg)
Just as quickly and sloppily the season starts, it ends. As we all expected, Week 17 saw a good share of merciless beatdowns and close games ending in heartbreak. And me? I’m just heartbroken that there are no more AFC teams left that I can root for without feeling guilty. In an odd turn...
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‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the league, not a starter was stirring, so they sent in some backups to do an even more mediocre job. Does anybody remember the strike of 1987, when America was subjected to watching 3 weeks of football played entirely by scabs, schmoes and lowlifes? Well, I...
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![Is It January Yet? [TeeCoZee's NFL Roundup 2010 Week 14]](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1198.snc4/154998_1738505390386_1471186709_31803603_5066258_n.jpg)
Somebody save me. I’m getting sick of watching all these shitty teams! Somebody get them out of here! All week long, my mantra has been “just 3 more weeks”. 3 more weeks until the Playoffs, when all the bozos go home, and the teams that are actually entertaining get the spotlight. 3 weeks until...
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When I was in High School, I caught a cold. Being totally naive about its side-effects, I popped some Dayquil. I was so doped out of my mind that I got lost trying to find the classroom. I spent a good amount of time hovering around the Pepsi Machine. Not much has changed since...
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